Name six things in your purse/wallet
- A note telling me to download songs by Interpol
- A VIP pass to a gay club in East St. Louis mostly in thanks for my actions during the drag show.
- My ticket for being a Minor in Possession of Intoxicants
- Movie tickets for Sideways, Life Aquatic, Very Long Engagement, Kill Bill 2, and Hide & Seek.
- Jenorama's awesome new business card.
- Three fortunes from fortune cookies: Every man is a volume if you know how to read him (in bed), Romance moves you in a new direction (in bed), and Your name will be famous in the future (hopefully not just in bed).
Name five things that made you happy this week
- My cast for working so hard on my play. Love them and their work.
- Making plans with my friend Rachel to go to Wisconsin to see Mathison.
- Listening to music in fast forward to find the perfect songs for my play. Techno dance party in my room made simple. Never thought Rufus could be techno.
- Telling my high school friend Laura the true story about my sex life.
- Karaoke as always.
Name four things you'd like to do before the end of your lifetime
- Be famous for something.
- Swim in the ocean.
- Go to Paris and the Great Wall.
- Be in a happy longer than six months relationship that is real and not fake. Love ya Karla. Happy six month anniversary of our marriage (also on Friday as well as my play).
Name three things you plan on doing this weekend
- (Fuck only three) Watching the show that I've been directing come to fruition on Friday. Sitting there hoping that I will not pee my pants.
- Parties on Thursday, Friday in celebration of the Festival of One-Acts being completed. Celebrating with family and friends all weekend.
- Theatre banquet with my date, Danger Jenni.
Name two things you'd buy for yourself if you had the money
- A new computer, a laptop computer with an iPod so I can blog while I'm on tour next fall. I might have to get a transcriptionist otherwise.
- A bigger better bed so that, when I am home, I don't have to sleep by myself because it is twin-sized, I don't have to have my feet curled up so they don't stick out, I can sprawl out when I am by myself. (the sleeping with someone is purely hypothetical as no one has attempted in over a year--the last time was the first time and we both fell out several times throughout the night).
Name one good thing about the last person you talked to
- I will say that this is my Jenni. I am talking to her on IM. She is beautiful and lacks a mind to mouth filter. Any time something happens, I must call her to tell her. She gets all the facts ma'am and you people only get the Cliff Notes. She tells me how it is. When we get together, crazy times ensue. This is how I got the VIP pass to Faces of Fourth Street. This is how I got crazy boys to try to get me into a threesome and then run into them again months later. This is how we get our futures read by a warlock at 3 am. This is how we watch a movie in a quiet theatre all by ourselves and still sit next to each other. Her mother wants marriage, her sister calls me tipsy-melon, her friends all know me and want to meet me. She is uber-fantastic. I also know that she will be reading this as soon as it is published because I told her when I started what I was doing. But it is all more than true. Its the Truth.