It is so good to be back in Kirksville. I spent last night drinking with friends and having just a great time. I got a little too drunk though and in some weird/awkward situations. For instance, my friend who is dating another friend of mine (girl) got me really drunk at his house and offered to let me stay there. This does not sound too awkward but trust me it was just a little bit. Maybe its because I was so drunk. Who knows?
I accidentally stuck my nose in my friend Emily's wallet after I had already figured out that it smelled like "a Camel's ass". It was disgusting to say the least.
Lets see what has happened since the last time I posted. I have watched a lot of really bad television and movies including the best one with Pamela Springsteen (sister of Bruce). Sleepaway Camp II. It was gloriously gory and quite disturbing in a not shocking way. People were burned alive, choked with piano wire and a guy got his head chopped off by a machete. I thought that the guy who got macheted was going to live and be the hero. Guess not. Then his head was positioned in a television. It was terrible.
Best television that you might be missing...My Life on the D-List with Kathy Griffin. I so badly want to go and be one of her gays. She just amazes me and inspires me. I think that I could work as hard as she does. I could be a D-List celebrity if it means being like Kathy Griffin who I would not consider to be on the D-List.
My mother has still been nagging at me. This time she doesn't want me to come to Kirksville to party. What she doesn't understand is that I have to come to Kirksville just to get a little bit of any kind of action that I can. I'm going on quite a dry spell here. I haven't made out with anyone in almost a month and I don't see that being remedied in MVille. But the gossip in the town is great. That I have loved. Also, making my mother feel guilty also pleased me. I was able to get the guilt in there by asking her what was best for the business and her sister-in-law. It was perfect. Plus I had been really productive and creating some great advertisements for the business. Not up to par in terms of the ad world but still good enough for me and it makes my mama proud (mainly because she can't do it).
(Insert your own poignant ending that connects all my thoughts and wishes for the readers)