Okay well not really. But Jim and Rosie and Nicole are all back from vacation so that means that I have to be on better behavior.
This is officially date weekend. If you would like to possibly date me, then this weekend is your chance. I know that it is getting a little late and the slots are filling up fast (hehe get it slots), but there is still time to act.
I finally got up the balls to ask out II or the Second as we'll call him. Come to find out, he is only 18 and a freshman in college. I don't know if I can date someone who can't follow me to the bars. But it is worth a shot. This afternoon we met for tapas in the Loop. This was supposed to happen after I made my banker jealous by telling him I was going on a date but the banker was at lunch. Tapas (everyone thinks you are saying topless) is basically the Brasilian version of sushi. The date went fairly well with a lot of awkward conversation. I think he seemed fairly interested considering the nervous laughter that was occurring on both sides of the table. Then we went to Rag-O-Rama where I bought an awesome t-shirt #1 Dad. Which is entirely true. I am the number one dad. After a little bit of shopping the Second treated me to Starbucks. Did I forget to mention that the Second is also an employee for the devil (aka Starbucks). I haven't been to a Starbucks in months and I was very nonplussed. We are supposed to go see a movie or something tonight to end our day date. We did not even hug goodbye from the afternoon date so there is a lot of ground to make up or make out whichever way you want to see it. My friends tell me that he is not that attractive and kinda annoying but I think he is cute and has gorgeous eyes. His stepfather is only a year older than I am. How weird is that?
Tomorrow could be a date with Tyrone (the 32 year old tall black accountant or something). He is supposed to come in to see me at work and he is interested in doing something after. I'm thinking gorgeous sugar daddy. But this has been my bad for a couple of weeks now. He's a nice guy who seems interested yet does nothing about it. He wanted to exchange numbers on Tuesday but we never actually did.
I will be stopping in the Kville and advancing on to the Mville next weekend. Fun times and pictures will definitely be happening. And if anyone is interested, the Taco Ninja party will go down on April 7th at my place. Dress as a taco and eat ninjas or dress as a ninja and eat tacos. Either way, that should be fun. We'll see how the rest of Date Weekend goes. Hopefully with at least something ridiculous happening. Try to do something ridiculous this weekend for yourself with someone.