I recently found out the biggest secret ever held from me. My roommate/best Jenni told me drunk that she had something to tell me.
And now the back story. My sophomore year at college, I was taking a shower with my door unlocked. I typically did this when I had my music up loud which signified my being naked. I was drying myself off/checking myself out when I looked up and noticed a shadow in my darkened dorm room. Someone was in there and someone had seen me naked. I quickly covered up and then decided that I should chase this person. Wearing only a towel, I go running out into the hall. I run into a few people who laugh and deny being the one to see me naked.
Jenni lived down the hall from me that year. That was how we became such good friends. So Sunday night, Jenni drank a good portion of a jug of strawberry margaritas and revealed that she knew who had seen me naked. Yes, it was my very own roommate. She was so embarrassed that she ran down the stairs and hid from me so that it seemed not to be her. I never even thought that it could have been her.
She has hidden this secret from me for four years now. She told a lot of our friends but did not tell me. I guess when I saw her naked last week it was just karma coming around. Oh penises and vaginas.