I'll try to post. Tonight was fun and made me realize how popular I am.
I bought a shot for the girl of my dreams. She just turned 21. I literally had a dream about her. She is amazing. To the bar manager, she stated that she became friends with me because I was the smiling boy on campus. I would always smile at her. She is soooo cute. I really think that if she didn't have a boyfriend, I could possibly date her. She is so cute and so nice. She makes me feel wonderful and that is what I'm looking for. Who cares where it comes from.
At one point, I mooned a car very close to a cop. Shook a guy's hand with a finger missing. Saved my wife, Karla, from getting stared at by grabbing her ass. Tried to make out with Rachel and a guy at the same time. Just for the fun of it. Drunkenly accepted a job. Complimented and treated my friends like poo the night long. For that I apologize. I love my Emmie and I will state it here for the world to know. Rachel is also fun. Sorry I grabbed your crotch. Sorry that I grabbed Eric's nipple. He deserved it. Sorry that I showed my ass. Sorry that I had thoughts of threesomes and making out. I just need some action. ANYONE? I mean anyone. Love ya.