So as not to disappoint Jenni and her visitors (since she recommended my site on her site I should do the same), I will post something new. Karaoke was sad without Jenorama present but we had Cabell stepping in as her replacement. But I got drunk anyhow. Too drunk even to finish an entire post. I started and kinda fell out of it. So here's the newest.
Rehearsals have been rocking. I love my show (May 6th). It will be awesome (my show is May 6th). So if you are in town, you should see it (May 6th). The show will start at 8 pm (May 6th). Subliminal messages rock.
Blazers rock and I need one. Something really awesome that fits well and isn't brown.
If I am 3-4 minutes late for your class, consider yourself lucky that I didn't skip. Don't give me a goddamn lecture about respect and my grade. If I get respect and a desire to come to class, then I will return it. If I feel like that class is the last thing that I need to put myself through, then so be it. Basically, I am getting to the point that one of my classes is not being helpful and I feel that we are not doing anything compared to the work that I'm doing outside of class. I am being productive and dammit someone should just appreciate what I give.
SlimFast can go bad. This I did not know. Otherwise, I would have had a chugging contest when I quit the diet last time. But now that I've started again, it is good to know that every can that I pull out has a 50/50 chance of making me gag and losing my appetite and the other half is that I will be starving myself throughout the day anyway. But I'm gonna lose the 5-10 that I've been talking about for a year. Goals: stop eating so much stuff, eat healthier, drink my meals (like vodka). This is my weight loss plan. Drunk happens quicker and saves you money if you don't eat. Its a win-win situation. Then you don't even want to eat the day after. Yay. Oh speaking of food--I think its time for Easy Mac.
My mother is having a hysterectomy. This scares me but evidently not her. I'll be visiting her this weekend to decide if I should go back for the day of the operation and miss a few classes. We'll see. I'm scared of her after though. I hear that major hormones are lost and it can put her into a type of menopause. She has a 15 cm cyst on her right ovary. The entire world should definitely hear about this. All my mother's secret womanly issues on the internet. Hey not like she doesn't tell everyone my secret stuff anyway. She's excited for 4 weeks off from work. Which she will be using to come see my play. I think that she will be the type to want to and try to go back to work before the doctor says she can. She owns the place. She can't resist going there for even a day.
My sister and I have also been getting along. The world is turning upside down. Terri Schiavo is dying. And I just want to say "Please kill her now so its not the top story on CNN anymore." Please I'm through and I don't want the legislation that would keep her alive.