One more pic. Before Graduation. I'm drunk. (I, on the otherhand, am only mildly tipsy. Parenthetical notes are authored by Danger Jenni from here on out. God, I wish that name was fitting, as I am so not dangerous. Anyway.) The pic:



We had a good time tonight. Shots with the med students. My mom called while I was at the bar and I simply told her that I was drunk. She said to meet me at my house and I told her I was going to a bar. She asked me "Aren't you already at a bar?" I said yes. And she asked why I couldn't meet her at my house. I told her I was too drunk. Fun Fun. My brother called and I told him that I was trying to get some ass. Lets see how that plays out. Lets see how many questions are asked.

My aunt and uncle won a lot of money at the casino instead of seeing me. How much of that money will I see???

My car is fixed. Yeha. That is an old fashioned YEEEEHAAAA. Like a cowboy. Bringing back my roots. Cowboys away.

Jenni is making a pizza. She is so good at domestic things. (insert female derogatory thing now). I love her and she is sleeping with me tonight. Woohoo for My Jenni. I baked a pie thought. So good at baking a pie. Cooking in the Kitchen with Shane and Michelle. We rock. The pie turned out so awesome. Peach Apple Pie.

(So here's my take on the events of the evening. Got into Kirksville around 8. Shane came home. We got cleaned up, went to Rene(e?)'s house, where Shane and I drank monster daquiris. Then we came back home, cleaned up for a second time, headed out to the bars. First up was Il Spazio. This place came into existence after I left Truman, so it was my first time at Il Spazio, and it's a cute place. Met Theresa and Colleen, two fellow Shane friends about whom I have heard a ton... Nice to put names to faces. Then we hit up the Dukum. Saw Alex, whom i have not seen in... two years? She hadn't seen me since I went from being a Fat-ish Girl to being a Average-ish Girl, so that was exciting, because I got all this, "Oh, you're so beautiful"ness from her. So refreshing and reassuring, because I'm surprised the past two weekends haven't screwed my waistline over entirely. Also saw old friends from Kirkwood - one of the editors from my newspaper years, and this kid whom i used to love, who also saved my life. Long story. After Shane flitted around the Dukum like the social butterfly he is, we went to Toons, the dance club. Woo, is pretty much all I can say about that. Now, we're back at Shane's, eating pizza and being internet dorks. Fun times. Shane won a Truman mug today. He's done with finals. He wants me to report this. I think we're pretty much spent, now, so we'll bid you gentle readers adieu. Crap, that was so Miss Manners of me. Good night, y'all.)