So, I've definitely been freaking out about a lot of things. I was talking to my professor today about the stress of finishing up the year. She informed me that this was the end of a very long career as a student and that life will forever be changed. She said that stress is causing my tension. I then told her that I was carrying that tension in my ass. It started in my lower back and moved on through my ass to my upper thighs. I have been walking funny for about a week now. She told me that I was a pain in my ass. I told her that it wasn't me but now I definitely have a name for my ass. That name is solely and collectively for the most part responsible for being a pain in my ass. But without stress who could have their ass reminding them daily that they are upset. Yep my ass wants more attention.

I also got a bugbite in my armpit. That sucks mightily. That means that several people have caught me scratching my armpit with rigor.

I also walked into the locker room today and saw old penis. This guy was just standing, looking in the mirror, and combing his hair immediately around the corner from the entrance. But it was pretty big so I guess I would do the same. I guess since I don't work out, I am not used to this type of manly showing off. It made me really uncomfortable. Not as uncomfortable as say, seeing your professor (not someone else's but your's completely naked and not even being ashamed...I think there might have even been conversation involved?) It really just freaked me out and kinda grossed me out. It was weird.

And finally...another bad picture of me. But this is the post-haircut immediately out into the sun rockstar Shane squinting in the light of the flash of multiple cameras.