Evidently, the every ex hating the others is very difficult. Last night was extremely awkward for me.
MIKE felt the need to explain that he didn't know what to even say to me in public. I went out to meet Jenni and celebrate Paramedic's birthday. Postman was there as well. Postman and Paramedic would not talk to each other so I had to bounce between the two of them. Postman also made warning that MIKE was there. MIKE walked up to me and gave me a hug. Everything seemed normal with him until he sent me a series of text messages telling me that it was hard to see me in public and that he didn't want to be mean. I don't know what he was getting at and tried to get an explanation but got none.
Paramedic, at one point, told me to pretend to be with him so that this guy would leave him alone. That was very uncomfortable. He wanted to dance with me and be very close to me.
Paramedic and friends went to Novak's after the Zone to continue drinking. One of Paramedic's friends tried to watch me pee. I told him no and that he needed to back off. Then he told me that he was going to kill himself. Crazy.
At Novak's, Abortion boy (I think we need a new name--maybe BiBoy) was there. Everything was fine and flirting was happening until one of Doctor's friends showed up and started hanging out with us. Since Doctor and I did not officially break up, I felt weird to be flirting with someone else in front of him. Oh yeah, Doctor was also at the Zone. He barely talked to me. He did not feel the need to explain anything to me. I did ask him how he was. I just felt it was for show.
I got no where with BiBoy. He did give me a kiss on the cheek goodnight. Everything was just fucked up last night. Everyone except BiBoy left without saying goodbye to me. Postman said goodbye in a text. Paramedic left drunkenly without noticing. MIKE ran away. Doctor got a ride home from his friend. I don't understand why I hang out with all of my exes. I need to make a new song. All my Exes live in St. Louis. I can't even tell you how many boys were there without nicknames that I've had "relations" with. It was a very dry night for a horny hipster hanging out with a whole bunch of boys who have been to Mexico (Highness says I need to explain that Mexico is the name of my penis).