They tried to steal my car. They broke the lock. They broke the ignition off. They fucked with my steering column. All in all over $600 in damage. My father blames it all on me. Somehow, this costing so much is because I want my car to look pretty. What I'm not telling him is that I'm having my ignition replaced with a solid gold one. It will look prettier. The column is going to be bedazzled with diamond jewels. My lock is going to speak to me when I put my key in. It will say "Hey Mister I like it when you put it there." So I don't really think this is unnecessary costs. It is simply to keep someone else from attempting to steal my car.
Chicago was a fucking blast. I got to see old college friends who reminded me that theatre does happen and that sometimes it sucks your soul out. The food show was exhausting. So much to look at. It was intimidating to be important. I wasn't important but I sure did pretend to be.
I got lost in Chicago approximately as many times as I did not get lost. I used my horn as a weapon. I cursed a lot. We did not get to see much of the city. That was kinda sad. I wanted to do some major shopping. I didn't really have the funds to do that anyway though.
After finding out that someone attempted to steal my car, I decided to go out and get wasted. Well I decided to go out for a drink. Someone else decided that I should get wasted. These two guys from Florida decided to be my friend. There is only so long that I can not be nice to someone before they get me to be nice back. They convince me to go with them to Novak's even though I have no support system and no car to get me out of trouble. I think I almost got into a threesome because I was so drunk. I just took control of the cab and told the cabbie to take me a block away from my home. I don't even want to begin to describe how terrible it was getting. All I could say to Her Highness when I got home was "bad bad bad bad bad." I guess I also told her that I might have been drugged. They might have believed that I got drugged too because I was acting very strangly. Bad. Bad. Bad.