This is what you've been waiting for. Finally a post.
Temporary Boyfriend. He came over for Armageddon and we had a great time. Making out. Talking. Eating way too much Tipsy Melon. We decided to be Temporary until he goes back to college. Doesn't this sound wonderful? It would if I had talked to him since he left the Day After Armageddon. At the risk of sounding stalkerish, I have called him once and sent him six text messages all with no response. This is the twenty year old. He told me that I was impossibly nice. Way nicer than any other boy he had dated. I don't understand and it is driving me crazy.
Tipsy Melon. We are still cleaning up from the aftermath of Tipsy Melon. I think Tipsy Melon needs to be an outdoor activity. We had three Tipsy Melons this year. Way more than ever before. I was also way more sober than any other year. I can't explain that. I kept eating and eating. I had to shut myself off when I started feeling the effects of too much sugar.
Swim Trunk. I had my photo shoot to see me in my swim suit. Talk about crazy. The photographer took me to Union Station to the fountain. At first, I was just sitting on the side. Then he asked me to get in. Then he asked me to straddle the cement fish. I was getting sprayed in the face as he kept asking me to lean back further. I was soaking wet and he had to fix my hair. Then he asked me to change into my other trunks. I was in the middle of a lot of people. Not to object, I changed in my car with an old man looking in my direction (creepy). Then he had me standing on a ledge fifteen feet above the ground on hot stone (and I'm afraid of heights). All in all. Completely hysterical. I found it to be ridiculous that I was even doing this.
The Bitch. For those readers that have been around for awhile, I ran into The Bitch again. He walked up behind me as I was entering Novaks. It had been a terrible night anyway. He told me I looked good and had lost weight and that he wanted my smile. I told him he looked the same and paisley is so not in fashion (ever!). And since no one knows who this is (because I have lost all my readers since I haven't posted forever), I will explain briefly. Huge crush on him in college. Hurt my feelings. Big bitch. Didn't ever want to see him again. Now he might be moving to St. Louis.
Sorry its been so long. I have been ridiculously busy. I can't get anything done. I'll try to post more often.