I was so close to being done with a huge post. So I guess this will not be as good.
You may wonder why I think that rape is funny. Normally I don't and for good reasons. But tonight, Sara told us a story about this guy who scared all the sorority girls with his words that they all became convinced to buy his pepper spray (for a lot of money). I guess he suggested that when a rapist is trying to rape you (all rapists look alike) all you have to do is act crazy and scream that you are PMSing. Kari said that you are supposed to pee yourself and that will stop them. But we came up with the best way to prevent being raped: spray yourself in the face with pepper spray, shit your pants, and run away. Guarantee that if the rapist does not run himself in the opposite direction, he will not chase after you. You are safe now its the other girls who were not as prepared as you that have to watch out. Even funnier than picturing this in your head is seeing Kari act it out just to make sure that we understood. Funny shit.
Phantom of the Opera kinda sucked. Too long and boring. Plus I like dancy-type musicals. Not I'm going to run and sing or walk and sing or do nothing and sing. Blah blah. I can see that any time I close my eyes. I will however buy it for my mother when it comes out on DVD. She will eat it up. Just like every other mom who told me the movie was amazing. I guess you have to be a mother or a sentimental girl. Which I'm a bitch boy so I guess thats why I may not have liked it. Plus I definitely think that you should come prepared to see this movie while holding hands. If the person you are with does not understand this, punch them. Some of you might know who I'm referring to.
Tomorrow is random handing out two balloons day. Until I run out of my two balloons, look out strangers.
Over 100 friends on Facebook.
7 days til Kyle and Anna and the rest of the people coming to see Cabaret.
What else did I have in my post? I guess the world will never know.