So some of you might have heard about Bird Watch 05. Thats right. I'm on patrol now. And I'm drunk.
A post about tonight. Don't know if the internet is ready. I know there is porn, but is there true scandal. That is right. True scandal. Making out in the alley. Making out in the broom closet. Making out with both sexes, more than one race, all types of people. You name it and I achieved it. There was much going on and scandal persists. Happy Fooling Around Day.
I threw down. This was very exciting for me. I got into a wrestling match at the party. I would have won had I not been fighting six people. Finally, I got into a one-on-one match. He whipped my ass. I lost my coat somewhere in the match. Some guy called me "tubby" or "fatty". I'm so not happy about that. I was pissed. So I went to find my coat by throwing all the furniture in the room. Threw it all upside down if it wasn't already. Threw everything looking for my damn jean jacket. Its cold here. So finally after moving all the furniture and getting into another wrestling match, this girl (who is a friend of a friend (and who isn't a friend of a friend)) was sitting on it. She handed it to me and said that she was sorry. It was okay. I didn't throw down with her. I pushed the guy who told me I was tubby. He deserved so much more. I should have punched him. Oh I should have. But no more about should haves.
Is it wrong to love lesbians? Just because. I really do. I think they are great.
I wish I could tell you more, but I can't because the internet would punish me or something. But just so you know...Someone got off and it wasn't me.