Just like old times, I got sweet revenge. This is the story of the theatre banquet with lots of old memories and old friends.

Of course, Jenni was in town. That is old friends status at its best. Parents, brothers, and sisters alike all thought we were dating. They did not think that we were sleeping in the same bed as far as I'm aware. This would have been obvious though and not even needed to be pointed out since all of her stuff was in my room and the couches all looked very undisturbed in the morning. Ooops. Who cares?

Starting with Amber. I love Amber. So I gave her everything when I left. She got my office (OP 2210--I think?), my professorship (I gave her Assistant Professor of Laundriology), my Lyceum Expert responsibilities, and my sluttiness.



There is a lot to uphold when it comes to upholding all of these positions. I worked long and hard to get all of these high held status positions.



She looks ready. That sexy beast. I have included her in many promiscuious actions. She will do well. I told her that she has to increase her volume in her voice until she eventually loses all control whatsoever. She also has to act a whole hell of a lot crazier. I had to leave someone in charge of all these things.

I'll miss Beth. At graduation, I was her little bitch. She made me follow her everywhere and go to the bathroom with her and get pens for her. It was crazy. I was freaking out but she wouldn't allow me to freak out because she was. I sat next to her at graduation though and loved it. She is amazing and should go be a professional dancer. She is good.



Next up...Joe Pini. This asshole is so much more than just a future eccentric guy. He will be so much more than that crazy guy who lives around the corner from you scaring the neighbor kids. Anyway enough about him. More about me. At a party last year, someone told Joe to entertain him. To do so, he turns to me and punches me in the balls. This hurt more than just a little. I think I was rolling on the floor for a good ten minutes. So in return, he said that I would owe him one. I could punch him in the balls and he would have to yell "My balls, I deserved it." As luck would have it, a few weekends ago, I punched him in the balls at a cast party and he just yelled "I deserved it". This gave me another chance and more hype. People were ready now knowing that I was not kidding when I said that I would get him back.

So the theatre banquet arrives and provides the perfect opportunity. Everyone organizes into a dance circle. I wait immediately outside the circle for the one chance I would get.



"You missed". I cannot believe that I could miss such a shot. I had everyone crowded around for the perfect opportunity. Everyone was waiting and evidently, I missed. So sad. Now he was definitely expecting it. So another similar circumstance arrives because Joe must be in the middle of any dance circle. This time, he watched me come at him.



He told me that he wondered why I was coming towards him but didn't react. Bam!!! Right in the balls. And he fell to the ground yelling "My balls!! I deserved it!!" I think I won.





All of Joe's good friends stood jumping and congratulating me on such a good job done. It was a rousing game.



It must be reenacted in case the camera missed a frame or two. Notice the girl who is standing posing for a normal picture.

And now I leave you with a sad moment of one of my first directors and I posing. I think that I will miss her more than most. If not most of all. She really gave me a lot of chances and a lot of opportunities that I might not have been given. Were it not for her, I would not be where I am today (that sounds like a lot but it really would probably have been a completely different college experience at least in theatre without her).