Not only did they take a two day test, but they were still able to come up with such great phrases as "Everyone had Clamydia or Gonorrhea". Boy do they know how to drink. I woke up this morning with every intention of travelling to the hometown early. Instead, I had to wear off the hangover that I had managed to drink myself into the night before. I managed to make one of them puke on the bar. Pretty much right on the bar right in front of the bartender. This was caused by the shot that I bought for her.
In other news, I shocked the shit out of myself at work yesterday. The towel was wet and I was playing with electricity and plumbing. When the actual plumbers walked in hours later, my boss told them that we had fixed it. I sensed doubt in their faces as they walked away. Believe it or not, I have amateur ability to fix plumbing, electrical, and building problems. I have been the drunk guy at the party with his hand in the back of the toilet because it has broken. I always end up fixing things like that at the worst time.
I am definitely home for my cousin's wedding and I'm not really looking forward to it. Already in the hour that I've been home, I've had to explain to three people that Danger Jenni is not my girlfriend. My mother gave me the look of "I'm sorry that didn't work out" as I told her that she has had a boyfriend for quite some time. Everyone at the wedding will know about my non-existent girlfriend and will ask lots of questions. Dammit Jenni! Why didn't you just come up for the wedding and then we could continue the lie? I will not lie this weekend. I have no girlfriend.