I was working with Johnny Knoxville on some sort of hospital hoax when the doctor that was supposed to be hoaxed told me that I had a shattered kneecap. I don't even know how something like that would happen and how much it is known/unknown by the victim. So Johnny runs away saying "I can't work with this shit". I get a wheelchair and sent through the hospital to get X-Rays which are more like me posing for pictures that just so happen to show my bones. Sure enough, I have a terribly shattered kneecap.
I get sent through this hospital which is vaguely like the one in Gray's Anatomy (good show). I decide to get some lunch at the McDonalds which is housed in the hospital. They did not have any hamburgers though. They only had ethnic food that I was not familiar with. I stared at the menu and watched everyone else order. I kept asking people what I should get. I try to look at the menu to find Chicken Nuggets which I find but they are very expensive and the way that they are on the menu makes me not want to order them. For some reason, I knew better than to get something from the menu rather than what was being prepared in front of me. Maybe its because I didn't want to seem like a child. I can eat ethnic food. I'll try the pancakes with meat in between. The girl behind the counter gave me what seemed to be the closest thing to a hamburger. I did not eat it though. I had to move on through the hospital.
The hospital was a maze of corridors and small rooms that confused me. Along the way, I dropped off the wheelchair and found 8 friends. I remember 9 people so I can only assume that I was one of them. We were all put into a little room and were trying to figure out a way to escape. The doctor and the nurse must have gotten wind of this because they tried to divide us into two groups. I went with the first group. We were the older kids. I really want to remember who was there. I remember a bigger guy with me. We knocked the nurse down and hid in another room. I woke up when we were trying to figure out a way to save the younger kids. Throughout most of this, I was not in my body. I was floating around watching myself as if I were in a movie or a television show. I can only guess that I am dreaming about the future. What do you think?