I have reason to believe that I am coming closer to finding my culprit. I think that they are revealing themselves much as I did in the paper a few years back. Check it out and then read on.
RomaSunfire: i can't believe i forgot to give you crap for being in your boxers in the school pape, to talk like a newsie.
shanep1983: i know
shanep1983: i was so excited when that paper came out
shanep1983: i was like "oh my god you can almost see my junk"
RomaSunfire: this is true.,
RomaSunfire: was I on campus at that point
RomaSunfire: ?
shanep1983: i think so
RomaSunfire: how do I not remember that paper? did you steal them all to keep the girls from wanting more views of your luscious thighs.
Love my Danger Jenni. I also love my hair. This has caused lots of thoughts for me recently about what to do different and how to make myself look as sexy as I possibly can. I got highlights and lowlights recently and a trim. But this is not the results that I desired. I will get my haircut soon and I will look super sexy.
I like to change my hair and yet it seems to remain unchanged. Sometimes the color goes wrong and it turns out orange, sometimes it gets cut too short too early and doesn't do the whole flippy thing that I like so much.
I have been discovering gray hairs since I was in high school. My mother tells me not to fret because she started going gray in high school. This is all the more reason to fret. One of my favorite childhood memories was standing in the kitchen watching my mother dye her own hair in the sink. Excluding my dad, the whole family gets highlights or dyes at the family salon that my parents started while I was in high school. My aunt is my gossip columnist/hairdresser.
I dyed my hair a color known as "accidentally orange" in a friend's bathtub freshman year. It was not against my will. I was mostly soaked from the waist up and completely crowded in the small bathroom with three other people. When we came out, the rest of the crowd shrugged in disapproval.
Since my parents own a hair salon, its a wonder that I am not the type of person who cannot go without a shave or a haircut on a regular occassion. I do get my eyebrows waxed and pluck in between, I shave or Nair my chest hair somewhat frequently (especially during the summer), and I trim my pubic hair (hehe I just said pubic hair on the internet). I am a priss when it comes to my hair and how it looks. But yet I still get a good weeks worth on facial hair before I give it a second thought. I think razors scare me.
I also found hair on my back and found it rather alarming. I never thought I would have a hairy back. A little Nair will fix that. Who could even think of shaving their own lower back? Jake (still not suitable for children) that's who. Yuck. Glad I don't have a lot of butt hair.
What should I post on next:
A Witchbaby OR
A torn dollar bill and the contents of my desk that collects memories