I want someone to get really mad that someone called me tubby. I want someone to fess up to putting a bird on my stoop. I want someone to assist me with revenge techniques. These are not hard tasks. But someone's gotta do it.
April Fools jokes paying off. The one joke that I performed paid off today. We put my boss's brand new SUV up for sale by placing a printout and saying $500 OBO on the back of this beast. Today, I had a girl call him to leave him a message saying he was interested. He hands me the phone and tells me to listen to the message and then grills me until I crack up. Wowsa it was hot and then I laughed like a mad fool. That is the kind of harmless joke that should be pulled for April Fools Day.
April Fooling Around Day though is completely different.