I worked an overnight and it was the worst ever. By the time that I got off work, I had been up for 23 hours and a little more (due largely in part to Sunshine (the boy that I am actually "dating")). It was terrible. An old regular that I don't really like told me that I had gotten thick since he'd seen me last. Worst thing to say to anyone ever. I was furious from that point on. Then I went to go sweep the floors and three people were sleeping, so I told them that they had to leave. Old Lady Peepants left without much pushing and the other guy was actually nice about it.
BUT...BUT...the crazy man decided that he was more important than me and wiser and older than me and he did not have to leave. So I call the cops. I told him I was going to call the cops. He got angry and started yelling at me right in my face. I'm holding a broom and keep telling him to back off and he does but then he gets back in my face. I am getting very angry and then he pokes me in the cheek. This guy almost got smacked over the head with a broom. The cops show up and get the guy to leave but they were not going to arrest him until he started yelling at them too. He got himself arrested due in no part to my wants and needs. When he drove by in the cop car he was cussing at the window very angrily. Yay for me.
Hottie banker revealed to me that he was having issues at home. Nicole gave me a big lecture on gay men and cheating and how we know that we are cheating but we do it anyway. I agree with her entirely and would not want to ruin things with Sunshine but in all likelihood, Banker will never hook up with me. So therefore, it does not matter if I lust after him. Good save.
I met Sunshine's mother on accident. I went to his awards ceremony for his French poem. She wasn't supposed to be coming but all of a sudden hiis friend said "Isn't that your grandmother?" They drove in to surprise him. His mother kept giving me a look of "You're doing something to my son and I don't think that I like it" type of look. She knows that he is gay but she kept looking at me and not talking. It wasn't unfriendly though. She was very nice to me. It was just awkward on both parts.
Last night, I got home from drunk and decided that calling my sister was a great idea. She told me that she was busy moving and that she had to go. So what do I do but "So you know I'm gay right?" "No but I'll call you tomorrow." So we'll see how everything goes. I'm down to just my parents at this point. Brother. Check. Sister. Check. Sister-in-law. Check. Everyone else in the world except my parents. Check.
I could have gotten arrested last night for peeing in public. Long story short, I was told that we had to leave the bar just after I had tried the restrooms which were both occupied. Liz told me to pee by the car, so drunkenly I did. Halfway through peeing I heard this loud honk. Turning around, I see a cop car. I pretend to not do what I'm doing and they must have pretended that I wasn't doing what I was doing because they did not come to arrest me or even talk to me. We quickly got in the car and left before they could change their mind. Abby thinks that they just were confused by a gay boy peeing outside.
Did I mention that I got poked in the face.