Yes, that is what Jenni and I have renamed my man-business. Or as Bunny would like to call it, my peen. Everyone needs to accept the Holy Spirit into their life. The Holy Spirit is in all of us (but only if you are really lucky). We are not retiring the old name of Mexico but are just giving another point of reference. So now, you may all start talking about all the tales you have heard about the Holy Spirit.
When I was younger, I found the Holy Spirit. I was lost until I found it. I think I might have found it while I was in the closet or maybe I was in bed. When I found it, I knew that I would never be alone again. I spend most of my days trying to get gay men to also find the Holy Spirit. It might save their life.
Ok and now on to other things.
I have decided that the stories from the weekend are not all that exciting because the boys are not all that exciting. I will be hanging out with the Theatre Guy tonight. You might remember me making out with him at Novak's to get over Paramedic (even before Paramedic and I were over--oh yeah I'm just that bad). I had a lot of getting over to do. I think I could, in theory, have a different boy for each night of the week. I need to date more and date less. Meaning, I need to go on more bad dates and make them pay for it and date for less time. Screw this finding my man by dating for awhile and then getting broken up with. I'm a Maneater as Nelly Furtado would say.
It got cold. Where did my summer go? I want it back. I want to lounge around looking at hot boys running shirtless. I want to go swimming in a lake naked. I want to sit around in lawn chairs smoking. I want it all back. I'm not ready for cold yet.
Hey BethSTL, you got a date for the wedding? I think I finally got work rearranged so that I can actually go. I was getting mad for awhile. I cannot wait for this wedding. I need my Jenorama most of all, but I'm also super excited to see Karl and Jes tie the knot. Oh shit. Karl, are you guys registered somewhere. I'm really bad with wedding presents, so you better tell me exactly what you want and then I'll get it. I ended up giving my college roommate a pepper grinder (I didn't realize that I was supposed to get the salt grinder as well) and $20 because I felt bad for giving her a stupid pepper grinder. I wanted to give her something with meaning like a bread box but didn't know if she needed one or wanted one. So you need to be specific and it has to be something I can get in two days.
I think this might be all for now. I'm going to go home to watch more Grey's Anatomy and chill out for awhile before Showtunes.