Hello all. Jenni here. Talked with Shane last night, and he had such crazy stories that I figured I should get back in the blogging saddle again and gossip atcha. Everyone ready for this? It's truly outrageous, just like Jem.
Ok. So, Shane's out in Ohio, right? He's in Columbus, on his kiddie tour. He goes to some bar. Meets a guy - named Shane. Shane M2. Crazy, right? Meeting a guy with an almost identical name... Well, it gets better. Because, within ten minutes of their meeting, Shane M2 tells our Shane that he's crazy about him. Like head over heels in lurve.
Before I get into more plot developments, let me get you the description of New Shane I gathered from Our Shane. From what I understand this new boy is 26. Skinny. A thinner, flaming-er, Jewish-y Ryan Phillipe. Nice lips, gorgeous eyes, a bit of a schnoz. Apparently, he's a little racist. (By a little racist, I'm pretty sure VodkaShane means straight-up racist, but is too ashamed to admit he's attracted to a bigot.) New Shane's got a degree in fashion design/photography from Santa Barbara. His mom's rich, but mean and won't share her millions with him. This mom, by the way, likes the sound of our Shane, because New Shane HAS ALREADY TOLD HIS MOTHER about the usual writer of this blog.
OK, so back to the story. Shane M2 tells VodkaShane he's beautiful (which our Shane adored hearing). Says he wants to spend the rest of his life with him. Says a lot of shit that from a straight girl's perspective sounds like an invitation to get tricked and possibly date raped. BUT... Shane M2 did not seduce our Shane. Vodka Shane did no go home with New Shane. There was some making out on the dance floor, but not even of the nausea-inducing variety. The sex-starved masses of Columbus did not ask the Shanes to get a room.
So what is the deal? Shane's dying for advice. Do we think NewShane is crazy? Is he harmless crazy or freaky crazy? If he's so into him, why didn't NewShane talk his way into Shane's pants? Vodka Shane's definitely interested, but a bit hesitant. They've talked on the phone since the night they met... but should Shane try to see him again? Shane's asking for our advice. What do we, the loyal readers of Hipster Vodka Tonic, make of this sitch? Comment at will... Shane's love life thanks you in advance.
Also, I met Franz Ferdinand this weekend. Jealous much?